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Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:10:00 - [1] Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:15:00 - [2] Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants? Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:27:00 - [3] Originally by: Nikita Alterana Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants? Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld. So thats yes then? There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer. What do you mean to a 'funny feeling?' Remember, us Jovians do not possess any emotion as it is an inferior process that you human beings have.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:33:00 - [4] Originally by: Capt Fossil Are Jovians Ninja looters who hate high sec dwellers that make enough isk to like buy their little sisters????? Oh OK....I ***ot, most of you forum HO's don't like GIRLS! Prison Sex Online is coming soon...you'll be happy. No, we are not 'ninja looters' who hate 'high sec dwellers.' Yours is a fascinating tribe. Please tell me more about these ninja looters and high sec dwellers.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:46:00 - [5] Originally by: Wu Jiaqiu Why the glass-like skin? What glass-like skin? Originally by: Toon Holding Can I haz ur Jovian mothership :) No.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:57:00 - [6] Originally by: Nito Musashi what is the jovian take on the tensions between the major factions, and would the jovians step in possibly if things got out of hand? and can i has a jovian battleship? A unnecessary conflict, no, no.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:08:00 - [7] Originally by: Darth A30NZ This has been bugging me for a long time, I'm so glad I can ask a jove because I fear you may be the only one who knows. How do I shot web? Can I haz stuff? and.... cool story bro You must flex your wrist and make sure your hand is pulled backwards tightly. No, you may not have stuff.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:14:00 - [8] Edited by: Nonexistent Face on 06/05/2010 04:16:00 Originally by: kano donn are there WHs that lead to jove space? Yes, but we have thousands of patrols ready to collapse any WH that leads to Jove space. Originally by: Nito Musashi how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s**with a jovian battleship, No. Originally by:** Tibalt Avalon how to jovians reproduce? We can reproduce via human interaction (fluid transfers, much like you do), but for best results, we initially grow in a laboratory.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:20:00 - [9] Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:30:00 - [10] Originally by: Missile Slinger Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No. Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"? No. Originally by: Tibalt Avalon Originally by: Missile Slinger Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No. Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"? Do Jovians like Cake? No, it is unhealthy.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:36:00 - [11] Originally by: Zaknussem Judging by your replies, you look more like you belong to the Novians, as all your answers usually end up as being "No". That said, you're not a Jovian, nor are you their representative. AFAIK, there's only one Jovian character left in Eve, and you're not him. Otherwise you'd know the name of the Jovian character I'm talking about. ;) Incorrect. I am the only known living* Jovian in the eyes of the inferior beings of New Eden. Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake. * Part of our mission here was to kill off the other Jovians in New Eden, this was done before this thread was created.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 12:33:00 - [12] Originally by: Daisuke Aoki Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. Hello Jovian. y so srs? Why not? Originally by: Sir Hulk How many jovian does it take to change a lightbulb ? None.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:13:00 - [13] Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?"
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:30:00 - [14] Originally by: Forum Mcforum dear mr jovian fella! can you please arrange for someone to deal with my open petition please - its driving me insane - as i cant do much until it has been resolved - its been escalated to senior jovian's but they seem to sit around a lot! No. Originally by: Paknac Queltel Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" Are Joves are short, green and wrinkly? No. Originally by: Captain Mastiff Dude your face? You cannot see it. Originally by: Marquis Zenas Edited by: Marquis Zenas on 06/05/2010 14:25:03 Hmmm, you don't look Jovian. This is jovian: A Jovian wouldn't hide its face Oh, and this looks fun Incorrect. Refer to post #28. Originally by: Guilty Man are you bon jovian? No. Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" That's a funny thing to say from a weak race. You do realise don't you that Jove are nowhere near the top of the food chain in power or technology. The last encounter I had with a Jove was a walk in the park. The Jove are clearly inferior for a lot of reasons. Incorrect. Refer to post #28.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 18:13:00 - [15] Originally by: Pottsey Edited by: Pottsey on 06/05/2010 17:03:20 nexistent Face said " Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake." Incorrect. I have firsthand experience of the Jove having both been in there space and been in fights against there ships and I know of more powerful race's. I know how bad the Jove did in the Ammar war. I know how the Jove got forced into blowing up all those Jove star gates. I know how the Jove lost their home world with countless dead. I know how tiny the Jove are and how badly they are doing in their war against a superior race. I am well known for my knowledge on Jove including info all the different Jove blood lines and factions. The Jove are really a varied bunch much like the Gallante in that there are lots of very different groups. Some Jove just like to use the words propaganda and false information as they are in denial at their inferior genetics, inferior technology and lost power. The Jove 3rd Empire is tiny and pales compared to its past. Very clearly you are not from the Jove Puritan bloodline/group. So which group do you belong to? You don't seem to be from the Unsullied group or the Stasis group. Perhaps the Existentialists or Modifiers?. You will be assassinated. (in-game)
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.07 15:19:00 - [16] Edited by: Nonexistent Face on 07/05/2010 15:18:39 Originally by: Gertrud ToD this could have been fun, if OP would have known at least some basic eve background :( Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now.
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.07 22:31:00 - [17] Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said "Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now." Your joking right? Sure if it was a 1v1 battle with a Jove BS I would bet on a Jove ship wining. But 2 or 3 of our ships would easily beat a Jove battleship perhaps evens 1v1 sometimes depending on pilot skill. Jove ships can be very much scratched by our ships. Just read the battles with the Jove in the story or take a look at the Jove ships in game you can fight. What makes you think Jove ships cannot be scratched by ours? I suggest you go hunt down some Jove ships then come back and say that. You might be surprised at how easy they are to beat. Even if you count Jove ships as superior then our ships. It doesn't mean they have the most superior ships. I mean look at the Yan Jung they had Titans over 10,000 years ago if I recall correctly and I still believe they are alive out there. Although I have no real evidence of that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31rHZUwGaM not going to make it a clicky because i know you care enough to copy/paste it yourself

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